Hey new comics, want to be in the lineup for an upcoming edition of TESTING: ATTENTION PLEASE? Then come out to 120 Diner on January 31st @ 9pm, hang out and introduce yourself. We’ll put you on a future lineup, where you’ll have the chance to win money, a private photo shoot, courtesy of Tyra Sweet and maybe even applause.
But Black Sheep, you say. $10 entry is too much for a starving, moderately depressed comic, such as myself. No problem, we got you. Just send us a FB message and we’ll put you on the guest list for $5 entry.
Five bucks? You shout aggressively. Who am I, Bill Gates? Wow, if you don’t have $5 bucks in your pocket, we want you there even more, if for no other reason than to get you out of the cold for a while. So, send us a message, tell us you’re a broke comic and we’ll put you on the guest list for free. Cathy might even feed you because she’s such a mom*.
Hey, Black Sheep, you ask. TAP is great and all but will you put me on one of your brewery shows that pay me in beer, snacks and money? The short answer is no, probably not. If you want to be on one of those shows, send a bio and a short video of your set to blacksheepstandupcomedy@gmail.com. Or, at least wait to ask us until after we’ve seen you on stage making people laugh.
*Please note, Cathy will NOT feed you. Also, she’s a terrible mother.**
**Cathy approved this message. Sort of.
