BS News, Canada’s newest and probably best ever satirical news and comedy site, has officially launched.

With headlines such as Are Conception Reveal Photos the Next New Trend in Baby Announcements?, Rage Against the Machine Officially Downgraded to Bubblegum Pop, And Guy Named Ryan Forgets Which Ryan He Is, how could you not want to visit it?

So please, hop on over to BS News to get your daily fix of, well, BS news.

Wait, there’s more! Want to submit content? Well, that’s awesome because all published submissions are paid 10 whole dollars each. We might event bump that up after we figure out how to actually earn money on the site instead of burning through our bank account. Speaking of which, want to advertise, sponsor or donate? Do not, and we cannot emphasize this enough, do not hesitate to contact us.